These Teachers Know What You Did Last Summer
(At the end of history class, we were talking about movies with our teacher. My friend asks him if he’s this movie that came out recently.)
Friend: “Have you seen [New Movie]?”
Teacher: No, I haven’t, but you know what kind of movies I like? Teen horror movies.”
Me: “Why?”
Teacher: “Because while everyone is rooting for the dumb girl to run, my wife and I are screaming, ‘SHE’S BEHIND THE TREE! GET HER!’”
Entire Class: “…”
Teacher: “My wife and I are both high school teachers…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?