These Responses Aren’t Coming Out Of Left Field
In high school, I break my left arm. I’m taken to the emergency room.
Nurse #1: “At least it’s your left arm!”
Me: *Crying* “I’m left-handed!”
Nurse #2: “At least it’s your left!”
Me: “Left-handed…”
Doctor: “At least—”
Me: *Bawling* “I’m left-handed, God d*** it!”
School was not much better.
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?
