These Gender Reveals Are Going Down The Toilet
A recent UK Supreme Court ruling has legally defined a “woman” as only someone who is identified as biologically female at birth, not their gender identity. It specifically clarifies that individuals should use facilities, such as toilets, designated for their sex assigned at birth.
A woman is storming up to the customer service desk in our department store.
Customer: “I just went into the ladies and there was a man in there!”
Me: “Oh dear, that’s not good. This happened just now?”
Customer: “Yes! Come with me now! We can still catch him in the act!”
I follow this harried customer as she leads me to the back of the department, where the toilets are. A masculine-looking person with a light beard is walking out of the ladies’ toilets.
Customer: “There he is!” *Storming up to him.* “You! What do you think you’re doing, perving on the women while they’re just trying to use the toilet!”
Other Customer: “Law says I have to use the ladies, so I’m using the ladies.”
Me: “Sir, are you… by any chance…?”
Other Customer: “Trans, yeah! But the law doesn’t recognise that so now I gotta use these loos. Should get more interesting as my beard grows out more.”
Customer: “But… but… you’re a man!”
Other Customer: “Forgive my language, miss, but… that’s… the f****** point!”
I did not uphold the customer’s complaint.
