These Eggs Are Off(spring)

| UK | Romantic | April 15, 2012

(I am away on holiday, and my boyfriend and I decide to Skype. We both love everything to do with genetics and biology.)

Boyfriend: “If our child ends up a bit special, can we teach it to speak sign language so it could be superior to all the other children?”

Me: “No! We have to be nice to the kid. They have to be able to get along with the other kids!”

Boyfriend: “Just because it’s mine doesn’t mean I have to be super-sweet to it.”

Me: “Well, half of it is mine, so I’d like to protect my investment.”

Boyfriend: “Which half, top or bottom?”

Me: “The eggy half.”

Boyfriend: “I love you.”

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