These Cookies Are Anything Butt

| NY, USA | Romantic | March 22, 2013

(I am making Valentine’s Day cookies, in the hopes of winning over my crush. I try, to the best of my ability, to make the cookies look like hearts.)

Me: “Happy Valentine’s Day!”

(I open the cookie tin. My crush stifles a laugh.)

Me: “What?”

Crush: “They look like butts.”

(She eats one.)

Crush: “This is still very sweet! And they taste amazing!”

Me: “But, they’re supposed to be hearts.”

Crush: “No, no, it’s great as is! I love these!”

(We are now dating. I still make her butt cookies whenever there’s a special event!)

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