These Boots Were Made For Walking… In Circles  

, , , , , | Right | December 31, 2019

(I work at a call center for an online shoe store. I wish I were making this up.) 

Me: “Thank you for calling [Website]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you today?” 

Customer: “I bought some shoes from you guys, and I just don’t know if I’m going to like the color. Can you tell me what you think?” 

Me: “I can take a look for you! Do you have your order number?”

Customer: “No, no. I haven’t ordered them yet.”

Me: “Oh! I misunderstood. I thought you said you bought the shoes. I’m sorry about that. What shoes are you looking at?”

Customer: “No! I did buy the shoes!” 

Me: “Then… do you have your order number or an email I can look up?”

Customer: “I DIDN’T ORDER THEM YET! WHY DO YOU NEED MY EMAIL?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I think we’re not understanding each other here. You’d like me to look at a pair of shoes, correct?”

Customer: “I JUST WANT YOU TO TELL ME IF YOU LIKE THE SHOES!” 

Me: “If you could tell me what shoe—“

Customer: “I’M TIRED OF THIS RUN-AROUND. I’VE ALREADY GIVEN ALL OF THIS INFORMATION TO YOU. WHY DID I EVEN CALL YOU?!”

Me: “…”

Customer: *hangs up*

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