These Bagels Have A Long Shelf Life

(A lot of people like to come into the shop and ask for special favors because of being ‘good customers’. Sometimes the cashier—who is also the owner—gets annoyed.)

Customer #1: “But we’re good customers!”

Cashier: “What’s my name?”

Customer #2: “What?”

Cashier: “If you’re really good customers, you would know my name.”

(Customers #1 and #2 look at each other, confused.)

Customer #2: “Aren’t you Todd?”

Cashier: “You’re confusing me with my father.”

Customer #2: “Yes, that’s who we’re used to dealing with. Can we talk to him, please?”

Cashier: “He died 18 years ago. You must be really good customers.”