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These Avocados Are Lemons!

, , , | Right | CREDIT: kimpree | July 7, 2022

My husband and I work at a car dealership together. One night after work, we stop at a grocery store to pick up dinner stuff. My husband is wearing a white shirt and red tie combo today, which is also what the produce managers at this chain of supermarkets wear.

An older guy comes up to him.

Guy: “HEY! You should know these avocados are bad.”

Husband: “Oh, yeah? Good to know. I will avoid them.”

Guy: “Well, I bought these avocados and they are crap!*Holds up a bag* “I took them home, and now my wife is all over my a** about these d*** avocados!”

Husband: “Wow, that’s awful.”

Guy: “What are you going to do about it?!”

Husband: “Uh, I guess point you to that guy over there?”

He points to a manager stocking produce.

Guy: “You, uh… you don’t work here, do you?”

Husband: “Nope.”

Guy: *Long pause* “Sorry about the fuss. Don’t buy the avocados; they taste like s***.”

Husband: “Well noted, sir. Have a great day.”

It’s been our inside joke for sixteen years now: “THESE AVOCADOS ARE CRAP!”

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