These Aren’t The Hemorrhoids You’re Looking For

| Learning | July 11, 2013

(I’m a volunteer in the drama section of an arts camp for 3-6 graders. We’re playing a game that requires the kids to walk around the room, but one girl has decided to scoot on her butt across the floor instead.)

Me: “Honey, why are you scooting like that?”

Girl: *waves her hand like a Jedi* “You can’t see me.”

Me: “…What?”

Girl: *waves her hand again* “You’ve seen nothing!” *scoots away*

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