Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 26
It’s a bitterly cold Chicago winter outside, where the air hurts your face. A customer approaches, holding a tray of bottles of apple juice.
Customer: “Excuse me. If I leave these in my car overnight, will they freeze?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. It’s about -5° outside during the day, colder at night. The juice will definitely freeze if you leave it in the car.”
Customer: “Okay… but what if I wrap them in a blanket?”
Me: “Uh… blankets don’t really keep things warm.”
Customer: “My blanket keeps me warm all the time!”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but that’s you generating the heat. The blanket just helps keep it close.”
Customer: “So… the blanket won’t help?”
Me: “Not unless apple juice suddenly learns how to produce body heat.”
Customer: “Oh, wait, it’s apple cinnamon juice! Those stay hot, right?”
Related:
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 25
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 24
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 23
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 22
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 21






