Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 20
We have one server who always gets the weird s***. He comes back from the front and just looks at me.
Me: “What is it now, dude?”
Server: “This is gonna sound f***ed, but hear me out, okay? I need a hot coffee with cold ice cream in it.”
Me: “Um… okay? That’s not f***ed.”
Server: “No. It has to be hot coffee; the ice cream can’t make it cold. And the ice cream can’t be hot. It can’t melt.”
Me: “Dude. I can’t f****** change physics. Here’s a bowl of ice cream and some coffee. Have the dude pour it in himself.”
Server: “He won’t do that.”
Me: “What the f*** am I supposed to do? Encase this s*** in a time-stop bubble?”
I just heat the coffee up super-hot and have the server drop the ice cream in as he runs it to the table.
Server: *As he’s running* “This is one f***ed-up affogato!”
Related:
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 19
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 18
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 17
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 16
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 15
