There’s Such A Thing As Putting Too Much Christ Into Christmas

, , , | Right | December 27, 2018

(I am serving a woman when she notices some Christmas decorations on the counter.)

Customer: “This is sinful.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “This satanic symbol. This pentagram.”

Me: “It’s a star ornament to put on your tree. It has four points. A pentagram has five.”

Customer: “You need to accept Christ. He is your savior and the reason you take breath! Think of all He has given you.”

Me: “Breast cancer at fifteen?”

(She didn’t look too impressed with my retort, but she kept quiet, until the end where she told me to repent as I gave her the receipt.)

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