There’s Such A Thing As Putting Too Much Christ Into Christmas
(I am serving a woman when she notices some Christmas decorations on the counter.)
Customer: “This is sinful.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “This satanic symbol. This pentagram.”
Me: “It’s a star ornament to put on your tree. It has four points. A pentagram has five.”
Customer: “You need to accept Christ. He is your savior and the reason you take breath! Think of all He has given you.”
Me: “Breast cancer at fifteen?”
(She didn’t look too impressed with my retort, but she kept quiet, until the end where she told me to repent as I gave her the receipt.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
