There’s Such A Lot Of World To Pee
(I live on the fourth floor of an apartment building. After sex, my boyfriend, still naked, walks over to the open patio door.)
Boyfriend: “Penis, see my world!”
Me: “Shouldn’t it be the other way around?”
Boyfriend: “Oops… I suppose it makes sense both ways though.”
(I hope nobody was looking up…)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?