There’s No Sugar-Coating What This Is
(I’m at a table handing out free samples and coupons.)
Customer: “What have we here?”
Me: “Chocolate truffles.”
Customer: *reaches for truffle* “Oh, I gave up sugar two years ago.”
Me: “Oh, that’s good!”
Customer: *pops another one in her mouth* “It just makes me sooo jittery. Mmmmm!”
Me: “I have a dollar-off coupon for them.”
Customer: “Oh, no, dear!” *pops another* “I haven’t had sugar in two years!”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the most outrageous request a customer has ever made!