There’s A Hole In Your Argument

, , , , , | Friendly | January 5, 2018

(It is passing period and I see two friends and go up to them.)

Me: “What’re you guys talking about?”

Friend #1: “I just found out [Friend #2] is extremely homophobic.”

Friend #2: “Hey, humans didn’t evolve to do this—” *points out index fingers and rubs them together* *or this—” *makes an ‘o’ with index fingers and thumbs and rubs them together*

Me: *sarcastic* “Wow, congratulations, [Friend #2], for being the first person I know of to be homophobic because of science, the complete opposite of why almost every other homophobe is homophobic.”

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