There’s Always A Next Time
A couple comes in to buy a pizza. We make it and hand it to them, and then they take a coupon off the sheet on the box.
Customer: “Can we use this for this order?”
Me: “That order is already paid for. The coupons are to be used next time.”
Customer: “What if I walk out and then walk back in? Is that our next time?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “This is too confusing!” *Storms out*
I guess I’ll see them next time?
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?