There’s A Turkey Alright, But It’s Standing In Line
Sandwich Shop | Right
| January 19, 2008
Customer: “Hello, can I please get a turkey burger?”
Me: “You mean a turkey sandwich?”
Customer: “No, I mean a turkey burger!”
Me: “Miss, we don’t sell turkey burgers here.”
(Another customer orders a soy patty.)
Customer: “Don’t lie to me! That woman just got one!”
Me: “That is a soy patty.”
Customer: “DON’T F***ING LIE TO ME!”
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