There Will Be Blood-Stains
(We have a UV light to see stuff on stamps. I catch my 7 year old brother with the light over the carpet in his bedroom.)
Me: “Hey, you aren’t supposed to use that alone. It’s dangerous.”
(I see no stamps beneath the light.)
Me: “What are you using the light for?”
Brother: *matter-of-factly* “Looking for blood…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?