There Will Be Blood

| Romantic | May 11, 2014

(I have recently started binge watching ‘True Blood,’ and am about to watch an episode, and since I’ve been in pain, my boyfriend has suggested that I take a bath. The following text conversation then takes place.)

Me: “I took your suggestion and am now sitting in the bathtub as it fills up and True Blood loads.”

Boyfriend: “At first glance I thought you were filling your bath tub with True Blood!”

Me: “I love you.”

Boyfriend:  “I love you, too. I was about to say the blood of virgins works better.”

Me: “Duh. Everybody knows that. Do you think this is my first bloodbath or something?”

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