There Is No Spoon
(I had just bought chili, and was gathering my utensils to sit down and eat.)
Me: “Can you refill the spoons, please?”
Cashier: “We’re out of spoons.”
Me: “So, how am I supposed to eat my chili?”
Cashier: *blank stare, then points at manager*
Manager: “What’s up?”
Me: “How am I supposed to eat my chili if you don’t have any spoons?”
Manager: *blank stare*
Me: “Maybe you shouldn’t sell chili if people can’t eat it.”
Manager: <blank stare>
Me: “Never mind. Give me my money back. I don’t want to eat here anymore.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.