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There Is No Spoon

| Working | September 20, 2014

(I had just bought chili, and was gathering my utensils to sit down and eat.)

Me: “Can you refill the spoons, please?”

Cashier: “We’re out of spoons.”

Me: “So, how am I supposed to eat my chili?”

Cashier: *blank stare, then points at manager*

Manager: “What’s up?”

Me: “How am I supposed to eat my chili if you don’t have any spoons?”

Manager: *blank stare*

Me: “Maybe you shouldn’t sell chili if people can’t eat it.”

Manager: <blank stare>

Me: “Never mind. Give me my money back. I don’t want to eat here anymore.”