There Is No Expiration On Your Stupidity
(A customer comes to the till with a large bottle of milk.)
Customer: “Hello, I’d like to return this. It’s expired.”
Me: “It says on the receipt that you bought it last week.”
Customer: “Yes, but I haven’t used it. It’s expired.”
Me: “The expiration date is yesterday. It was well in date when you bought it.”
Customer: “Yes, but I didn’t use it, so you have to give me a refund.”
Me: “I’m afraid we can’t give a refund for that. It was within date when you bought it.”
Customer: “Well, can’t you change it, at least?”
Me: “You want to swap some expired milk for fresh milk?”
Customer: “No, just change the label so it’s in date again.”
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