There Is A Season Born, Born, Born

(I am pregnant and need to buy maternity clothes. So, I go to a big retailer that sells, among other things, maternity clothes.)

Me: “Excuse me, miss. Could you please show me where I can find the maternity clothes?”

Clerk: “Maternity clothes? It’s not the season for that!”

Me: “I didn’t know there was a season for maternity clothes. Are you sure you don’t have any?”

Clerk: “I told you, it’s not the season for maternity clothes!”

Me: *giving up* “Okay, I just have to go somewhere else, then. Thanks anyway…”

Clerk: *yelling after me* “Good luck with that, stupid! Remember I told you, it’s not in season. You won’t find any!”