There Can Be Only One… Unless It’s Twins
(My boyfriend and I are expecting a baby. I am telling him something that a friend who recently had a baby told me.)
Me: “When you start to feel the baby move around it’s called ‘the quickening.’”
Boyfriend: “That makes it sound like there’s a horror movie happening in your uterus.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?