Then Who Bit Patient Zero?

| Friendly | September 19, 2016

(Due to lots of life changes my daughter has been throwing violent tantrums when she gets too tired. She bit me hard enough to draw blood and I bruise like a banana. It looks horrible. 2 days later I go to the store.)

Cashier: “Oh, my god! What happened!?”

Me: “Zombie outbreak. I’m patient zero.”

(Five people backed up. No wonder I can’t make friends in this small town.)

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