Their View Of The World Is Going Down Under

Customer: *Presenting a military ID* “What is your military discount?”

Me: “We don’t have one.”

Customer: “What?! Why not?”

Me: “Well, first of all, your ID states US Navy. We don’t even offer military discount to our own military, let alone that of a foreign country.”

Customer: “I’m not foreign! I’m American!”

Me: “You’re in Australia, mate.”

Customer: “Exactly! That means you’re the foreign one!”

Me: “Either way, we don’t offer military discounts.”

Customer: *Walking out, muttering* “Stupid foreign burger places!”