Don’t Curb The Curve

(My friend’s brother is a friend of mine, but he would like to be more. I’m not interested in him that way. I’m short, but very ‘curvy.’)

Me: “I think I should go on a diet and lose a few pounds.”

Him: “No! You can’t do that!”

Me: “Why not?”

Him: “Your boobs will get smaller!”

(And he wonders why I don’t have any romantic interest in him!)