Their Service Skills Don’t Cut (Out) The Mustard

(It’s been a long day, and I just want some quick dinner so I pull into the drive-thru.)

Me: “Can I get a pretzel burger with no mustard, please?”

Worker: “That doesn’t come with mustard. It comes with lettuce, tomato, onion and honey mustard.”

Me: *facepalm* “No honey mustard then, please.”

(Sure enough, when I get home and take a bite out of my burger, it still has honey mustard on it.)