Their Relationship Is Graduating

(I’m seeing a guy in a friends-with-benefits type relationship. Neither of us is the kind of person to do the whole lovey-dovey, hand-holding thing. As such, we say things that most people in monogamous relationships never would.)

Me: “Do you want to come to my graduation?”

Guy: “Only if, when you walk across the stage, I get to yell out, ‘I totally tapped that!'”