Their Relationship Is Both Great And Grand

(My dad is on the phone with his mom, who lives in another state. My dad’s side of the family is Spanish and very large. I have at least 20 cousins, most of whom are much older than me. I happen to be walking by and hear this snippet of conversation:)

Dad: “Oh, [My Name]? She’s doing great. She got her degree, has a great job, and volunteers at church on the weekends!”

(Silence as my grandma responds.)

Dad: “No, she doesn’t have a boyfriend yet.”

(Silence as my grandma responds.)

Dad: “She’s waiting for the right guy.”

(Silence as my grandma responds.)

Dad: “Don’t you already have 10 great-grandkids?”