Their Reading Skills Are A Little F**ky

I’m working at a summer camp, and we’re showing young campers around.

Camper: “What are… f**ky lights?”

Me: “What are… what?!“

Camper: “F**ky lights. I saw a sign that said, ‘Shower f**ky lights,’ but I don’t know the word.”

Camp Counselor: “[Camper], that word is pronounced ‘facilities.'” 

Camper: “Oh… are you sure?”

Counselor & Me: “Yes!”