Their Mind Is An Isolated Island
(We are in our GCSE History class.)
Teacher: “As you can see in the caption, this photo was taken in Kent—”
Student: *deadly serious* “Is Kent in Essex?”
Teacher: *not thinking she’s serious* “No, [Student], it’s in Kent.”
Student: *looks at photo* “Does Essex have a beach?”
Teacher: “Yes.”
Student: “Oh. I thought it was just Cornwall that had beaches.”
(The teacher pauses, then points at the giant world map we have plastered across the wall.)
Teacher: “[Student], if you look at England on the map—”
Student: *stares blankly at the map* “Miss, where’s England?”
(Around half of the class collapse into hysterical laughter at this point. The teacher picks up a giant inflatable globe and brings it over to point out England.)
Teacher: “Look, there’s England, and all around here is the coast. Most of that is made up of beaches.”
Student: *dawning comprehension* “Oh.”
(She then catches sight of the North Sea, which is labeled as such, and points excitedly at it.)
Student: “That’s the English Channel!”
Teacher: “That’s the North Sea.”
Student: *disappointed* “Oh.”
Teacher: “At least you’re not taking GCSE Geography next year.”
Student: *brightly* “It’s my second choice.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.