Their Love’s Days Are Numbered

(My boyfriend and I have ordered food at a restaurant and are waiting for our numbers to be called out.)

Boyfriend: “We’re going to be together forever, aren’t we?”

Me: “Of course we are.”

Boyfriend: “And we get to build a life together.”

Me: “You don’t know how much I’m looking forward to it.”

Boyfriend: “I’m pretty lucky I have you.”

Me: “I’ll never leave you.”

(We hold hands across the table and share a sweet moment, until my number is called.)

Me: “I’m leaving you.” *gets up*

Boyfriend: “You’ll come crawling back soon.”