Their Logic Took A Leap And Never Came Back
Today is May 31st.
Coworker: “What’s with the donuts you brought into the office?”
Me: “Today is my birthday! Have a donut!”
Coworker: “Oh, cool! It’s like… today, today?”
Me: “Yeah! May 31st.”
Coworker: “Cool. So… uh… how do you celebrate your birthday on the years when May only has thirty days?”
Me: “Uh… May has thirty-one days every year.”
Coworker: “No, there are leap years.”
Me: “Which only affects February.”
Coworker: “Oh, don’t the months take turns?”
