Their Least Favorite Friend

| Friendly | March 3, 2014

(I’m chatting to my best friend on the phone. I’ve recently had to go clothes shopping, which I hate.)

Me: “Shopping for clothes is my second least favourite thing in the world.”

Friend: “What’s your least favourite?”

Me: “Shopping for shoes.”

Friend: “Huh, I thought you’d have said something like ‘genocide’ or ‘world hunger.'”

Me: “Well, obviously. I meant things personal to me, rather than global issues.”

Friend: “Don’t worry. I was just being facetious.”

Me: “Which by a startling coincidence is number three…”

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