Their Knowledge On Communism Is Garbage

I’m manning the drive-thru at my popular fast food coffee joint, which is located in a gas station. A lady in a van orders her coffee and pulls to the window.

Me: *After handing her the coffee* “Your coffee is [total], please.”

Customer: “Okay, and can you throw this in the garbage for me?”

Me: “No, sorry, we can’t take trash through the drive-thru, but there’s a garbage can at all of the gas pumps.”

Customer: “Well, it’s your garbage, anyway!“

She points to the ten-plus coffee cups she has from our coffee shop.

Customer: “You should be taking it! Why won’t you take it?!”

Me: “I can’t; it’s a health and safety issue.”

Customer: “I didn’t know we lived in a communist country!” *Speeds off*