Their Knowledge Is A Bit Floppy

Client: “I do have the logo on a Mac Disk, will that help?”

Me: “Please email the logo.”

Client: “The trouble is we don’t have any Macs, and our PCs don’t even accept floppies. How about I mail it to you?”

Me: “Are you saying the logo is on a 3.5″ floppy disk?!”

Client: “I’ll have to double-check.”

A few minutes of waiting. 

Client: “The floppy disk measures 3.5 inches, yes.”