Their Granola Is Rockin’

(We have small bags of granola that is made in-house in front of the register with a sign saying that it is homemade. A customer picks one up after ordering and receiving his coffee.)

Customer: “Oh wow, $2 for this?! It better be good granola!”

Me: “Well we do make it in-house.”

Customer: “Yeah, but how hard can it be? You’re not back there banging rocks or anything. What goes into it?”

Me: “Well, you mix oats and honey with nuts. Then you have to bake—”

Customer: “Oh, so you do make it yourself! That’s cool!”

(The customer leaves.)

Coworker: “What was that about?”

Me: “Whether or not we bang rocks to make our granola?”

Coworker: “Oh, of course.”