Their Driving Was More Dangerous Than Your Dialogue

, , , | Right | November 18, 2018

(I’m working a closing shift at my second job, which is at a popular meat sandwich chain. The night has been slow on and off, giving us enough time to get stuff done with the occasional moments to socialize. I’m currently the one running the drive-thru.)

Manager: *stops mid-sentence to let out a loud laugh* “Holy s***!”

Me & Coworker: “What?”

Manager: *points out windows at drive-thru line* “That guy came in too fast and almost jumped our driveway!”

(My coworker and I turn in time to see a car backing up and away from the cement curbed strip of grass that separates the drive-thru and the main road.)

Me: “Well, when you really want [Restaurant]…”

(The car straightens out and pulls into the drive-thru at a leisurely pace. I’m totally ready when they pull up to the speaker.)

Me: “Nice driving. What can I get for you tonight?”

(Both of my coworkers AND the driver of the car burst into laughter.)

Driver: “I know; that was terrible!”

(My manager took over the order from there, and also smacked me on the arm. I didn’t care, though, because it was the highlight of that closing night.)

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