Their Dreams Are Rich In Antioxidants

| Romantic | May 20, 2014

(My fiancé is asleep next to me while I’m still up on my laptop. Suddenly he rolls over, looks at me angrily, and starts yelling.)

Fiancé: “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!”

Me: *startled* “Do what?”

Fiancé: *rolls back over, calm now* “Blueberries.”

Me: “Are you serious right now?”

Fiancé: *incoherent mumbling followed quickly by snoring*

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