Their Deduction Skills Are Broken
A customer hands me their watch.
Customer: “It’s broken.”
Me: “Repairs start at [rate].”
Customer: “No. You’re the one who broke it.”
Me: “I couldn’t have broken it, sir.”
Customer: “How do you know that?!”
Me: “Because I’ve only had it for thirty seconds and you’ve been staring at me the whole time.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
