Their Cable Has Daddy Issues

, , , , , | Right | October 19, 2020

I work at a satellite TV company. I take a call from a customer who can’t be more than about eight years old.

Me: “Thank you for calling [Satellite TV Company]. My name is [My Name]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi, um, we can’t watch TV. It says, ‘Searching for signal.’ My parents don’t really speak English, so they asked me to call.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll be happy to try to help you fix that. Did anything happen to your dish that would have caused it to move?”

Customer: “Well, my daddy hit it with a stick.”

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