Their Business Days Are Numbered
Me: “Thank you for calling! Can I have your customer ID number, please?”
Caller: “I don’t have that. Can I give you the business name?”
Me: “Do you have your program open? I can actually tell you how to find your customer ID number.”
Caller: “No, but I have the address.”
Me: “Do you have the phone number by chance? That usually brings it up.”
Caller: “No, but I have the customer number. Will that help?”
Me: “Yes, the customer number would be very helpful…”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?