Their Brain Is Occupied

, , , | Right | June 5, 2018

Customer: “Do I need a key to get into the restrooms?”

Me: “No, ma’am, we leave them open.”

Customer: “Oh, well, the door is locked.”

Me: “If the door is locked then someone is in there.”

Customer: *without a second thought* “Well, since the door is locked, can I get the key?”

Me: *considering giving her the key just for the entertainment* “Did you miss the part where I said it was occupied?”

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