Their Bad Behavior Goes The Extra Smile  

, , , | Right | January 27, 2020

Customer: “Where’s that accent from? Canada?”

(I actually moved to the UK from the US four years ago, but by now I’m tired of this question, so I pass it off with a bland half-smile.)

Me: “Something like that.”

Customer: “Well, you know what we do here in the UK? We f****** smile!”

Me: *flabbergasted* “What?”

Customer: “We f****** smile!” *snatches his receipt from my hand and storms toward the door, wife and small child trailing wordlessly behind him*

Customer #2: *coming up behind him, baffled* “Did that man just swear at you?”

Me: *dead inside* “Yep.”

Customer: *from just outside the automatic doors* “YES, I DID!”

(If a cashier who doesn’t smile is enough to send this guy off the deep end, what does he do when a real problem happens?)

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