Their Argument Is About To Take A Nose Dive

I work at a public pool.

Woman: “There are noisy kids jumping off a building next to the pool and doing flips! It’s very annoying!”

Me: *Confused* “What building are you talking about?”

She points.

Me: “I see. I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do, ma’am.”

Woman: “Why not?!”

Me: “Well, that’s not a building; those are our diving platforms. And those ‘kids’ that are diving are world-class divers doing their training.”

She glared and then stared daggers at the athletes all afternoon.