Theater Actors Have Mighty Range(r)

(I am sitting in a crowded theater waiting for a production of ‘Much Ado About Nothing’ to start. I have a great deal of disdain for people who do not dress appropriately for the theater.)

Me: “This idiot sitting next to me is wearing a Power Rangers t-shirt and cargo shorts to a Shakespeare play.”

Boyfriend: “Verily, ’tis morphin’ time.”