The Zombie Apocalypse Started Last Semester
High School | Learning
| January 27, 2016
(We are in philosophy club discussing what is considered ‘alive.’)
Teacher: “What is brain dead?”
Student: “I think it is when someone does not have any thoughts or anything going on in their brain.”
Teacher: “If that’s true, then half of the students I teach have been dead for years…”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
