The Younger You Are The Bigger The Problems Seem

(I’m babysitting my younger cousin and have arrived a bit early. One of his friends, who’s a few years older than him, is still there.)

Cousin’s Friend: “So you’re 16, right? You’re only 6 years older than me!”

Me: “Actually, I’m 26.”

Cousin’s Friend: *dejectedly* “I’m so young…”