The Wrong Kind Of Animal Attraction

(My boyfriend and I are in the bedroom and things are starting to heat up. I am on the bed and he is standing in front of me. All of a sudden my five-month-old puppy starts running past, licking our ankles, which we try to ignore. We both get on to the bed when…)

Boyfriend: “Honey, we have a ‘Peeping Tom.'”

(I look up and see his cat peeking through the crack in the door.)

Me: “Creeper! Close the door.”

(My boyfriend closes the door and we continue. A moment later I burst out laughing.)

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “How did [His Other Dog] get in here?”

(We laugh and he clears the room of all pets. I try to continue but keep laughing.)

Me: “Sorry, but you just got c***-blocked by three of our four animals.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, wait. Where’s [His Other Cat]?”

(My boyfriend leaves me and goes off to search for the missing cat.)